the things we do,

have you ever thought about all the weird things that we do in our life

if not i made a short list for ya'

*dry humping to playing music (party)

*stare at ourselves naked (maybe im alone on that one)

*become sexually aroused in the weirdest places ( personal example , during a sermon in church -_- )

*run from things that are 100 times smaller than us (i.e spiders, bees, ect.)

*phone sex (someone yelling "harder" over the phone is definitely not sexy)

*sitting in a tub full of your own dirt ( taking a bath, i never understood that shit)

*invent words from absolutely nothing ( suss, what part of speach did that come from and WTF does that mean!)

*wipe yourself and than look at it (smh , lets not front everyone we've all done it)

*ignore the fact that theres a country with active nuclear weapons and a hatred for America and us americans have no preparation for them (North Korea)

and on that note

im done.